Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone listens:
Man: “Hello.”
Woman: “Hi Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
Man: “Yes.”
Woman: “I’m at the shop and found a beautiful leather coat. It’s only $2,000; is it okay if I buy it?”
Man: “Sure, if you like it that much, buy it.”
Woman: “I also stopped by the Lexus dealership to see the new models and saw one I really, really like.”
Man: “How much is it?”
Woman: “90,000.00.”
Man: “Well, okay, but for that price get all the options.”
Woman: “Great, thanks honey. Oh, one more thing…the realtor called and said the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $980,000.00.”
Man: “Um. If you’re sure you really want that house, make an offer of $900,000.00. They’ll probably take it but if not, we’ll go the full asking price.”
Woman: “Okay, and I’ll see you later. I love you!”
Man; “Bye, honey, I love you too.”
He hangs up while the other men in the room stare at him in amazement, their mouths wide open. He turns to them and asks, “Does anyone know who’s phone this is?”
Blessings ~ laughter ~
Country Gal says
HAHAHAHA !!!
Sandra Bennett says
Laughter is GOOD medicine; glad y'all enjoyed!
Sherry @ No Minimalist Here says
Thanks for the giggle!
Gumbo Lily says
I'm laughing!
annie says
really cute! grins!
Hilary says
chuckling here. good one.
Lynne says
Loved giggling . . .
Jane and Lance Hattatt says
Hello Sandra:
LOVE IT!!
Have a restful and peaceful Sunday. Love as always, J&L, xxx
FlowerLady Lorraine says
That was GREAT!
Have a lovely Sunday ~ FlowerLady
KathyB. says
Moral of the story… don't leave your cell phone unattended, ever !
Funny .
Wendy says
Hehehehe! So very funny!
goatldi says
opps , lol!
Debby@Just Breathe says
That's funny, thanks for the laugh!
GLENDA CHILDERS says
Ah … laughter is such good medicine.
Fondly,
Glenda
Anonymous says
Thanks for the big smile!
Love your photo too.
Leigh says
LOLOL! I haven't had an honest laugh at a good joke in a long time, but this was it!
Donna says
Hahahaha!!!!!
Quinn says
LOL! 🙂