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Laugh With Me…

by Sandra Bennett
TCF

~ Sam and ChoPaca ~

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone listens:

Man: “Hello.”
Woman: “Hi Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
Man: “Yes.”
Woman: “I’m at the shop and found a beautiful leather coat. It’s only $2,000; is it okay if I buy it?”
Man: “Sure, if you like it that much, buy it.”
Woman: “I also stopped by the Lexus dealership to see the new models and saw one I really, really like.”
Man: “How much is it?”
Woman: “90,000.00.”
Man: “Well, okay, but for that price get all the options.”
Woman: “Great, thanks honey. Oh, one more thing…the realtor called and said the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $980,000.00.”
Man: “Um. If you’re sure you really want that house, make an offer of $900,000.00. They’ll probably take it but if not, we’ll go the full asking price.”
Woman: “Okay, and I’ll see you later. I love you!”
Man; “Bye, honey, I love you too.”

He hangs up while the other men in the room stare at him in amazement, their mouths wide open.  He turns to them and asks, “Does anyone know who’s phone this is?”

Blessings ~ laughter ~

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