~ everything borrowed from an e-mail sent to me ~
“Everyone concentrates on the problems we’re having in our Country lately: illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida… Not me–I concentrate on solutions for the problems — it’s a win-win situation.
*Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.
*Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levees.
*Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.
Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?
Think about this:
1 Cows
2. the Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments
COWS – Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
THE CONSTITUTION – They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq…why don’t we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we’re not using it anymore.
THE 10 COMMANDMENTS – The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this — you cannot post ‘Thou Shalt Not Steal’, ‘Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery’ and ‘Thou Shalt Not Lie’ in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians; it creates a hostile work environment.
GET ‘ER DONE!”
Blessings ~ laughter ~ Larry, the Cable Guy ~
totally love this!
ouch – comedy is truth or unfortunately – in today's world – the truth IS comic! git'er done
oh my gosh!!! what an excellent point.
our government tracks cows better
than illegal aliens. sheesh!
Laughter is great medicine!
This sensible post has made some very good points!
Happy Spring Day 2 u,
d
Haha! I love Larry — he is actually from a small town in Nebraska not too far from here. 🙂
***SNICKER***
Loved this! You made my day 🙂
xo, misha
Thanks for the big laugh today, I LOVE this!!! Especially funny is the part about the cows!
He's right on all counts. It's sad, but oh so true.
Have a terrific day. 🙂
He's right on all counts. It's sad, but oh so true.
Have a terrific day. 🙂
AMEN!!! I find Larry the funniest thing ever! I know some of his language and topics are a tad off color….but it all makes me laugh until tears!! He's definitely hit the nail on the head with these observations!!
Well, this completely politically incorrect post has just made my day!
I say, do what Larry says. All of it.
Let's just work on this next presidential election & any of the other thieves who are running and change everything. Can't get any worse that's for sure.
Hello Sandra:
What a splendid image of Larry, the Cable Guy!
Oh, the perplexities of life. Too many to deal with so we tend, ostrich-like, to bury our heads in the sand. But not always, we assure you, and we really do have some inalienable principles.